Posted by Edward Karani , Tuesday, June 8, 2010 7:43 AM
What do people really mean when the say…
1. Of Bad Habits
It’s who I am, I tell it as is.
That is totally fake, what they are actually saying is, I need psychological help, I have an identity crisis PLEASE HELP ME!
The ‘I tell it as it’ simply put is that the person in question is rude and they don’t want to do anything about it. Shame!
“I am opened minded” is simply another way of saying I am confused.
So for the students of English, Open minded and confused can be used interchangeably.
“I will know when I get there,”
It only means that you are lost and you need all the help you can get in finding your way in life. It also means you haven’t thought much about your life.
“I want a man who is tall dark and handsome or I want a very beautiful woman for a wife.”
Means: You are not pretty yourself, or handsome. Beauty is not something you possess. People always want what they are not.
“Let me pray about it.” Men this actually means: -
1. Even though, I have never thought about you, you might be a good plan B.
2. You are not the only one in the picture and I am afraid that if I say yes to you I might lose out on the one I truly love.
3. The thought of getting married to you or being in relationship with you is too scary, and I need all the strength I can before saying yes.
4. I need to beat my body into submission just to be able to say yes.
God has nothing to do with it, just a battle that I have to fight with my inner self.
“Our tribe is being attacked, is another way of saying; we are very foolish beyond measure. Even Annan cannot help us.
Since those shady phone dealers are not planning to give me one bob change back, then the 3499 should change to 3500, the 4999 should be 5000, while the 4449 should be 4450. Enough said.
Hope Maradona is reading this, instead of him running naked a round the capital of Argentina, he should let Messi do it instead. I am sure he looks way better than Maradona naked.
Hope you are laughing out loud.
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