Men to so and defeinitely avoid 2011
Posted by Social Matters , Friday, December 31, 2010 2:23 AM
Men to so and most definitely avoid 2011 by Mary Muthoni Kariuki
The only thing I remember about the first part of 2010 was that I was a fourth year at UoN. But there are some men I encountered in 2010 that I and other women should avoid come 2011, because even if there were the last men on God’s green earth then every woman’s prayer should be. “Lord, take me as I am.”
First, Men ask you out for lunch then ask for a kiss afterwards. At times, it’s actually out of the blue. That includes men who ask for “a passionate kiss on the lip as friends.” Who are they kidding such does not exist. Who informed these freaks that I love exchanging saliva for no good reason anyway? If you want to be hated for life, ask for a kiss. Anyway the last thing I want is your disgusting saliva is the last thing I want in my mouth.
Men who give you their sexual history and hope I will do the same. If we are not in relationship, I don’t care. Plus who told that actually makes you seem honest.
Men who ask. “I hope you are a good girl.” I doubt God put me on this earth to prove a point to any man. God forbid that there comes a day when I have to explain my ‘goodness’ to a man. It’s like he is asking me. “Are you a loose woman?” That’s degrading. What do you expect me to say? “I am.” Men, there is no perfect woman out there.
Men who insist on giving me advise on what men want. Dude I did not ask for your advice. “Men fear you.” “You need to loosen up.” “Men like their women submissive.” If they don’t like what they are getting they should stay away. What about what I want anyway. I have my list as well.
Men who assume I am a good cook because I am a woman. News flash, my whole life I have always hated cooking plus housework. Get used to it. Or call me a feminist if you want.
Men who assumed housework duty is my responsibility. Again please be prepared to do your own cooking, ironing, washing because when I was born I did not come with a manual titled. “How to do your man’s laundry 101.”
Men who approach my relatives and then still come to me. Please men, I know evolutionists would have us believe we are part of the extended animal kingdom and hence your tendency to behave as such, you know goats or cocks on heat. From experience that is not a pretty sight. So since all my relatives and I live in the same area, if you approach my sister, cousin, niece, whatever please stay away from me. Chasing after every skirt you see is not cool.
That was actually my next point, men who chase after every skirt they see. A guy approaches you and you are on cloud nine until you realize that he has approached like twenty women that all know and has used the same lines on them too. Looser!
Men who are married or have girlfriends or partners. If 2010 has taught me one thing is that such men are on the prowl all the time. With rings on their index finger, but no shame in their hearts they’ll proudly tell you. “If I had known you existed I wouldn’t have gotten married.” Yet ten years down the line they will still be married with three kids. Or “I am your dream guy.” Showing you a picture of their son, Or in actual sense they have a girlfriend, you know it, they know it, but still want waste your time. Girl you will always be on the loosing end at the end of the day apart from the fact that you really need to respect.
Older men who are lets say in their thirties and all they want is to marry you regardless of the fact that you don’t love them. Because they are desperate to marry any woman, all they can see is you pregnant. Get someone your own age. I am not as dumb as you think.
This also applies to men in their late twenties the desperate kind who date form four leavers, pay their college fees then end up getting dumped for someone younger. Men never pay fees for a girl unless you have permission from her father. Also there is nothing as bad as dating a man who is talking about commitment and you are in school and trying to sort out your life.
Men who stop you in the streets of Nairobi to ask for your number or just to tell you that you look very beautiful, It would take God for me to respond to such. They freak me out.
Men who snuggle up too closely to your body on buses and queues because they are psychos and they want to satisfy themselves using you. They are the worst kind.
Men who think I am dumb or expect me to act dump and pretend I don’t know football.
Men with fake vibe. “Come to house and make me tea baby.” “Idiot.” That’s all I have to say to you looser. No matter how cute you are it won’t work. “I have been waiting for you my whole life.” “Well Mister, I haven’t.”
Men who thinks they understand everything about a woman’s physiology. Oh please the last thing I want to talk to you about is my monthly period. Recently I was angry because a man had looked down on me, yet a certain fool thought it was that time of the month, and he let me know it with a goofy smile on his face. I wasn’t impressed. Or when in the heat of Turkana, a colleague thought it was that time of the month again. I wasn’t impressed. Wait is there a woman who is impressed by talking about her monthly period to a man. It’s a woman thing, let it be.
Men who talk about rape. I hate that, it’s creepy and scary and it actually makes me suspicious about such men. I don’t know about you ladies but I have had two or three guys, who claimed they were interested in me, telling me about women who were raped out of nowhere. Trust me, that didn’t go anywhere. Scaring a woman doesn’t build a relationship. One actually told me about gang rape and that’s all he would tell each time he saw me. That’s the number one man to avoid.
Lastly, men who gossip, look boy if your friends think they are way better than I am then may be you should date them. Sadly I don’t care what they say about me, and if you believe them, then you are so not the guy from me.
Women stay away from such men and you will be happy come tomorrow, men stay away from me if you are any of the above. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
