Of the World Cup: -

Posted by Edward Karani , Saturday, June 19, 2010 3:44 AM

Poor Cristiano Ronaldo, he thinks that every other player is out to hurt him. Someone should tell him, he might be the most expensive player in the world but that does not give him the right to brag. Its very annoying, a man who brags. How do all the women who he has dated stand him?

Two African teams down, four to go. Who is next on the football slaughter house? Go Africa.
For Fabio Capello and all the other players who are complaining about the ball, nicely named ‘Jabulani,’ here’s some tips. ‘Jabulani’ means ‘rejoice’ I know that from the song. ‘Jabulani Jabulani Africa*8’
So this ball must have been designed to be a happy, jumpy ball in the excess. A nice loving ball, like the African people, the only teams that can handle it must be equally happy and loving. Cristiano Ronaldo no matter how many times you dive and scream and get angry, you won’t score. The spirit of the Jabulani ball will not let you, the players must be happy and have no ill or negative vibe if they want the ball to respond in a good way. Like the Germans or Argentina they must let go of all the anger in their heart and embrace good thoughts then maybe they might succeed with Jabulani. Alaternatively Jabulani like the rest of Africa is rejoicing.

Go Africa! Or whatever is left! Go vuvuzela go!

I have seen a couple of boring matches but Paraguay and Italy top the list. I was sleeping.

Marcelo Lippi thinks that he can win the world cup using the same team he used in 2006, does that mean that England will loose too after all the have stuck to majority of the players who like missed all their penalties in 2006, like Jamie Carragher… but I am not naming names.
Besides Marcelo, hope you don’t mind if I call you that, a lot has changed since 2006, for instance your players are four years older, they can’t run that fast.
The venue has changed too, how have the fans that prefer to use the delightful vuvuzela that sing in endless boring chants that are common in Europe. African fans very creative, may the vuvuzela live for a 1001 world cups.

Maybe the reason Europe and America are complaining about the vuvuzela is because they did not invent it themselves. That must really disturbing for them they are so used to inventing everything. Sorry!

Sir just because they won in 2006 doesn’t mean they will win in the African world cup. That’s like saying England will loose.

Three teams I would love to see out of the world cup soonest: -
• England
• Uruguay
• Greece
The sooner the leave Africa the better.

I have an idea of why African teams are doing poorly in the world cup, they use foreign coaches. I hope by the time you are reading this Coach Perreira is on his way to Brazil, and Sven Goran Erickson is on his way back to Europe. 2014 lets invest in our own coach, and discipline among our players.

African teams may not win the world cup, but they definitely win the award ‘for nice to look at stuff award.’ Especially Ivory Coast and Nigeria, it’s had not to look behind. Their assets speak for themselves. They make the other players look like a letter 11. They win that 8-0.

Hottest team: Ghana: Go-o!

Hottest Player: Asamoah Gyan, you go! The African women are behind you a hundred percent.

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