Tit bits From South Africa
Posted by Edward Karani , Tuesday, June 22, 2010 10:11 PM
Maybe the reason why England, Germany, Italy, Portugal, and France are underperforming in the world cup is because they all colonized African nations. The spirit of our forefathers will not let them have an easier time and they are sabotaging the games in retaliation for what their forefathers did decades ago.
Solution: They need to hold a national prayer, repentance and reconciliation prayer meeting maybe then the spirits can be appeased. The players spell might be broken. With France that might be different its Northen Ireland and Africa spirits they have to appease.
Also they are numerous witch doctors in South Africa calling themselves Sangoma’s maybe they should visit them so that they can be cleansed.
Seriously now, may be the big lessons for the supposed big nations in football should not, is that they are in Africa, and what the world cup in trying to teach them is that we are all the same, football speaking.
Some big names is football are ruining the beautiful game for us. I guess that is what you get for overcharging fans to get into a football stadium and overpaying players and turning them into demy-gods.
I am planning to petition to FIFA so that they can allow me to host the 2011, last 32 ranked teams world cup. Who knows there might play better football that the best thirty two are. I am hoping they can allow Somalia to host it. Some of the pirates have assured me that they have enough money to host a better world cup than South Africa.
I tried listening to a world cup match live on Radio Jambo I had to switch to KBC idhaa ya taifa. It was horrible. The commentators spent more time reading smses rather than telling us what was going on the pitch. As well as sending fathers day salamu to their children. I was appalled. Is it that the match between Italy and New Zealand was boring or that these two commentators are not fit to be on radio. They should have commentated on the match then read the smses during halftime or after the match.
Maybe KBC have not noticed but rarely does their sound and pictures coordinate. Hence killing the buzz of the game. But we appreciate the effort.
Not to worry for the African players and teams, 2014 will still be another African world cup outside of Africa. After all Brazil has the largest number of blacks outside Africa.
African teams should learn a thing or two from the Mexican player, Giovanni Dos Santos. He may not have scored but he attacked plenty well.
Enyemma the Nigerian goal keeper may blame the ball for a poorly played match by his teammates. We blame Kaitu, and his teammates for lacking spirit and passion, and letting all of Africa down.
Steven Garrard, you haven’t run out excuses, there was a bird on one of the goal posts. Take my advice visit a witchdoctor. That bird was to blame for your lose.
Man of the match for the Brazil Ivory coast match was: The referee.
The New Zealand national football team is called All Whites, while their Rugby team goes by the name: All blacks. Ironic!
I suggest Maradona should have stripped naked in 1986 when his country won the world. He was cute back then and his body was in much better shape than it is right now.
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