World Cup Awards
Posted by Social Matters , Wednesday, June 18, 2014 5:56 AM
WORLD CUP 2014
GROUP STAGES ROUND ONE AWARDS
The most anticipated sports events the ‘World
Cup’ is here and it’s been nothing but spectacular, mostly and all the teams
have played at least a game each, so because of being so entertaining and
presenting their countries so well, awards must be given, so here goes: -
·
Netherlands
(Most interesting team so far), 
thanks to the Flying Dutchman for reminding
us just how beautiful this game is supposed to be.
thanks to the Flying Dutchman for reminding
us just how beautiful this game is supposed to be.
·
Joachim
Loew, German Team Coach (Hottest coach of the tournament, the guy is yummy, I
doubt this will change any time soon) 
If you don’t agree there’s something wrong
with you!
If you don’t agree there’s something wrong
with you!
·
Neymar,
The Brazilian Forward/Winger
(For being
the hottest player of the tournament, move over Cristiano Ronaldo, there
nothing hotter like a man who can swing his hips and is easy on the eyes.)
·
Cameroon
(Most disappointing African team), come on Samuel Etoo and co. I wish they
would have carried the same passion they had when demanding for better ‘wages’
from their government. Hope it will not be a case of ‘we came, we saw and we’re
conquered.’
·
Ivory
Coast fans (For supporting your team the best way you know how, shaking your
tushi’s like they knew they hot, which they were.)
·
Japanese
fans (Picking up after yourselves, is there a book Kenyan parents can buy,
because some really need some tips, case point have you ever met some of those
rude parents with equally rude kids in public transport who will not give you
their unpaid seat until the tout tells them to!)
·
Team
Brazil (is my team for the ‘diva’ award,
they went down so quickly, and stayed there, someone cc this to Catherine Alouch,
you got some competition girlfriend.
·
Nigeria
verses Iran (boring team award) who said a draw has to be boring, I dozed off a
couple of times. I mean the Nigeria we know would have entertained us to the
final minute even if it meant losing!
·
England
(for the most obvious team of the tournament so far, overrated,
underperforming, and mostly disappointing! That was so obvious, despite
changing tactics, hiring Steven Hawking a Theoretical Physicist you still
managed to disappoint as usual! Yet we always expect more from this team.
·
Brazil:
(Patriotism Award, both team and fans, singing the national anthem from their
hearts, 
. Maybe one day we will all be proudly
Kenyan, coz right now we are not, we are proudly tribal, if our team did make
it, we would be worried about what tribe was not represented and which one was
over represented.
. Maybe one day we will all be proudly
Kenyan, coz right now we are not, we are proudly tribal, if our team did make
it, we would be worried about what tribe was not represented and which one was
over represented.
·
Didier
Drogba: (He still got it Award). For proving that he still got what it takes to
take his country forward and make Africa proud.
·
All
African fans: (Forever Hopeful Award) for always hoping that ‘this world cup
will be our world cup!’ One day it will be an African World Cup!’
More awards will follow soon. Keep
watching the world cup!
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